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I'd be a Vampire.
No question about it.
I'm already rumored to be a Witch, and the truth is that if this were another time or place I'd be burned at the stake for so many things I've lost count. TAKE THE WITCH TEST
I'd love my beautiful fangs and I'd take pride in brushing them and making sure they were pearly white!
I'd feed on humans, but only the willing ones. I don't think I'd ever really run out of willing food because let's face it... humans love it. There are so many people out there who love Vampire movies and dress up for Halloween...and let's not even get started on True Blood fans.
I'd be super fast, and maybe I wouldn't have the upper body strength of a T-Rex (Seriously though, T-Rex Memes are about my life and make me sad).