Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Top Ten Tuesday


It's Top Ten Tuesday with Sticky Fings!  This week:
TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR YOUR HUSBAND SAY TO ANOTHER MAN

*SIGH*  Not married.  But I feel confident enough to cover this one and if I run out of inspiration, I'll think about Bonehead. 

1.  "I'll go with you"  (in response to "I'm just going to run to the bathroom")

2.  "I'm over on my allotted calories/Weight Watchers Points for the day." 

3.  "I don't understand why *insert favorite football team* has to have such ugly, clashing colors." 

4.  "I really need to find a new hair stylist, where do you go?"

5.  "Thank you for understanding me." 

6.  Admit to buying "feminine supplies" for wife, girlfriend, daughter... ever. 

7.  Size discussion.  Men usually know how they rate among the men around them (if they've known each other a long time, gym showers, whatever).  I don't care what they say, they know.  They're just not talking about it. 

8.  "I'm tired of football, let's watch a Meg Ryan movie!"

9.  "Ugh, I wish I looked like that naked."

10.  "Omg!  I'm so freaked out.  Hold my hand!"


4 comments:

  1. Ugly clashing colors... Hahahaha. You're hilarious. Seriously.

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  2. Hahahaha. You are hilarious. Seriously!!!

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  3. Baahahahaha, let's watch a Meg Ryan movie, yeah, right!
    I was just reading your secret subject swap and scrolled down a little… glad I did!

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